Terms & Conditions

Disclaimers

I am not a medical doctor nor am I a licensed therapist. As such, any patient/client privileges afforded to licensed professionals DO NOT apply here, so keep in mind that I will be required to answer questions from legal professionals if asked. So do your best to keep illegal things to yourself unless you're ok with my sharing it with law enforcement if prompted. :-)

Cannabis Policy

I DO reside in a medical and recreational state as far as cannabis is concerned. If you need to medicate during our chats, that is 100% OK for you to do.

Things that will end a session early

Inappropriate/sexual behavior
Aggressive behavior
Illegal activities/ideation
Obnoxious/Harmful behavior

Non-Refundables

Missed sessions
Sessions that were ended early due to violations of the Terms and Conditions
Any sessions that have already occurred/concluded
All digitally downloaded purchases

Shipping Policies

Items purchased with shipping involved: Orders submitted by 5 pm EST on Fridays will be shipped the following Monday morning unless otherwise noted.